I rang the Inland Revenue today to tell them I am officially back at work now my maternity leave has ended. However, I spend most of the day thinking about sausages. I got an email this morning asking me to vote for my favourite sausage – the Love Your Local Sausage campaign run by Jellied Eel magazine.
Now I don’t wish to be difficult, but there are a few chilli and paprika-laced sausages in there, along with an Italian sausage. The definition of ‘local’ is within 100 miles of London. By my estimate, you could draw an arc from Southampton up to Bristol, through Birmingham and round to the Wash and most places south-east of this would be local (and parts of northern France, incidentally). Even with such a generous definition, I can’t really see how Spanish or Italian-inspired flavourings count. I understand that they have to be produced within 100 miles of London to qualify, but this seems to me to be dodgy too. You could build a Spam factory in Tuscany but it wouldn’t make Spam a local Tuscan speciality (I imagine).
So what are the traditional, local, British sausages? I can think of Cumberland and Lincolnshire off the top of my head – what else? Would you be able to tell the difference between them in a blind tasting? Are their recipes defined anywhere – which particular combination of herbs and spices should go into each? I must find out.
It made me think of how much more rigid the French and Italians are in defining their cuisines. Recently I was in a creperie and, feeling in a fully Breton mood, I ordered some cider to go with my galette. The waitress (not French) asked me if I would like ice with it, and the (French) chef practically flew out of the kitchen to tell her off – no, no, no, never ice with cider, not ever. Even if I had wanted ice with my cider, that was irrelevant: you do not have ice with cider, and that is that. They have such confidence that the best way has been found, and it admits no other possibilities.
Perhaps British sausage makers need a bit of that confidence. We don’t need paprika or white wine in our sausages, good though they are in their place. We need a recognisably British sausage, or several distinct regional sausages, with broadly agreed characteristics, and then we could set about finding the best example of each.